Painting the Porch
A blonde, wanting to
earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started
canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said,
"How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and
told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife,
inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does
she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied,
"She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later,
the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished
already?" he asked.
"Yes," the
blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man
reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde
added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Hilarious Blonde Joke
A blonde was driving
home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered
with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw
that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go
home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went
home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's
tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing
happened.
Her roommate, another
blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde
told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in
order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled
her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!
Hiding From the Cops
A blonde, a brunette
and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl
into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She
says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop
pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says
that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She
say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."
Thanks for the smiles, Ginger. Great way to start the day.
ReplyDelete