Showing posts with label Lin Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lin Holmes. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Welcome, Lin Holmes


I want to thank Ginger for inviting me to come and visit with all her friends here on her blog.

She asked that I tell you a bit about what it felt like to get my first contract with Muse.

That’s easy. It was like having ten years of back luck breaking in one fell swoop. My daughter’s editor sent my story, a holiday tale called SANTA IS A LADY to Muse on March 28th. Five hours later on March 29th, the contract arrived, and I’m not sure my feet have touched ground yet.

I had written a whole bunch of new stories ten years before that had gotten the “Clothespin-to-the-nose” award from my then editor and agent, so I hadn’t really held out any hope that things would change this time around. I’m older, after all, are far less naïve, but surprise, surprise, Muse is a wiser place to be. In fact, I have done some investigating of those two from the past, and I can’t find hide nor hair of them….so I’m sort of suspecting they might have been conning me. Why?

Well, they wanted poetry…but with a twist. See, according to them, my agent, Steven was a published author, so everything was going to have to published under HIS name, and I suspect, NOW, that he wanted to be published as a poet, but couldn’t write the stuff fast enough to meet whatever deadline they had…and that’s where I came in.

I was excited about the prospect of getting my own writing published and they promised to work on my favorite stuff, my stories, once the poetry was done. I’m really not happy writing poetry. It’s too confining, thanks to the rules of pentameter and such. To make a long story short, they DID look at my stuff every so often and told me I was writing crap there, but the poetry…? That was top notch. Oddly, I don’t know if any of the poetry ever made it, but come December 1, 2010, Santa is a Lady, my favorite stuff, IS going to really be out there for the world to finally see.

So, my feet are still bopping around from cloud formation to cloud formation because once that first contract came, eight more have followed in rapid succession. It’s incredible, and here’s the craziest…six of those nine contracts were manuscripts I wrote back then that those two told me were CRAP!

Would you like to know a little bit about my stories?

Sure, I’d love to tell you. Santa is a Lady is the first and it will be out on December 1, 2010. This story centers around a Christmas catastrophe. Santa is arrested five days before Christmas and Beck Cavington needs to replace the Santa she’s advertised for her sweets store, but all the professional Santas are already hired out. Her solution? Badger her best friend Angie Brightwell into donning the red suit. Nothing can go wrong with such a plan, right?

February is the month of Valentine and the month Forever With You will be released. Coryne has hired the all too handsome Keith Patterson and his crew to build a very special house for her within a limited timeline. She doubts he’s capable…he’s too good looking, plus he scrapes nerves she doesn’t want to have scraped, but friends convince her to hire him. Still she decides to move a small camping travel onto the site and oversee the crew. This of course, puts her in close proximity to a man who causes her to have powerful reactions and dreams she so does not want to have. Can she resist him, especially since he is giving off enough vibes to let her know he’s not the least bit against merging their interests? And can you guess what surprise ending is in store for Coryne?

The Pendulum Swings due out on March 1, 2011 is sort of a Time Travel with a twist. She wakes up with amnesia in a body she does not recognize surrounded by people who hate her. None of it feels right, and soon she knows why. Her last memory, her body being skewered to death in ancient Rome, and then waking here, in this body, in this future, married to a man who hates her so much he can barely stand to look at her.

May brings spring and change and change is about to befall Mick when Twilight Comes is released May 1, 2011. Mick is a successful stockbroker. Out there in the “world” he is polished, secure, and admired, but no one knows his secrets, but the lid on his secrets is about to blow sky high. Will anything he holds dear be left standing when the dust settles?

Winter in June? Well not quite even though the title of my story coming out on June 1, 2011 is In From the Cold. Mari is 50 and swore off men not downing Geritol on a regular basis a long time ago. On her mountain there’s her and Hector, her 90 year old neighbor until he ups and dies willing her the proceeds from his cabin. She tries to arrange it so only men with advanced prostate problems can buy Hector’s cabin but her son’s marriage out west requires her signing temporary Power of Attorney over to her real estate agent and that brings down her ruination. He’s 35 and moving in the day Mari returns. All through the spring and summer she’s forced to endure the hunk parading around her mountain in all manner of undress, stirring hormones Mari’d long ago buried. It had to stop. How? Only one thing…she had to jump his bones, so the deed, get him out of her system and get back to being herself. Yeah, bound to work, right?…Three nights later a big blizzard is coming their way.

The dog days of August will be heated up with the release of This Time Forever. They’ve never met in person although they have talked together on the Internet and phone for months. Finally he has business that brings him east and they agree to meet at the Hilton. From the moment he arrives at LAX he begins having strange daydreams of a lifetime, vivid images of a Roman warrior and his Grecian slave lover. Driving her car from her home to the Hilton she begins having these flashes of, she knows not what, a life, a strange life unlike anything she’d ever seen on the History channel, triple x-rated visions. Is she losing her mind? One minute she is sitting in a barrel chair in the lobby of the Hilton, the next she is in Pompeii watching the hottest passion and equally most virulent rage she’d ever experienced or observed in her whole life. Time Travel? Insanity?

September 1, 2011 Tricia is called like a homing pigeon back to the tar shack she grew up in after seeing the video Reba MacEntire did for her hit song “Fancy”. She hated growing up here, and hates being back here, but equally hates the mansion that is a dying testament to the bitterness of her grandparents who’d lived in that luxury while forcing their only son and his family to subsist in this squalor. About to turn away from all of this Tricia hears her name carried on the wind, reaching out like a fist to grab on and pull her relentlessly towards that hulking shell of what had once been grandeur. She couldn’t stop her forward trek. Something was forcing her to move Beyond Yesterday.

December 1, 2011 brings us back to Northeringale and Beck Cavington and the sequel to Santa is a Lady. This time Beck’s mother Irene is determined to get Beck married within nine days and thus we have The Christmas War.

February 2012, She’s Gone is a story that pits a man against the subtle clues to a mystery. He comes home to an empty house and confusion. He cannot…will not believe his wife has left him, and yet her side of the closet is empty…only his toothbrush remains in the bathroom…still there are clues…can he unravel them and learn the truth before it’s too late for both of them?

http://www.museituppublishing.com

That’s all I have for now. Every time I think my feet might get close to landing, another contract has come my way. So Muse It Up and Muse It Hot Publishing have given MY muse a glorious home and I couldn’t be happier.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Welcome, Lin Holmes

Hello Ginger,

Thank you for having me here to play in your yard. You didn’t give me any clues about what you wanted me to talk about today, so I’m just going to wing it.

I’m new…really new to this world of publishing. I did try ten years ago to get my foot through the door, and did, sort of. I had myself an editor and agent that loved my mediocre poetry, since I wrote it, I am allowed to say it was mediocre and when you are held to the grindstone and commanded to crank out 50 plus poems a day, mediocrity is almost a guarantee.

My muse hates the limitations of pentameter and soon began to shrivel in upon herself and hide. She had written stories, some short and some not-so short, during that time frame that S&J my editor and agent respectively, called crap when I finally threatened to stop pouring out the mediocrity if they didn’t at least take a peek at it.

Their critique nailed the last nail upon my Muse’s Pandora Box and she slipped into hibernation for ten long years.

Now I was perfectly content to let her stay there because she is, when she’s out and about, an insistent little task master who likes to have her say about all kinds of things.

It’s a good thing, actually, that she remained; somewhat mute…she did sneak out from time to time on my personal blog to do things like issue weekly McQuack awards to honor the parade of doctors I was dealing with during these ten years. Yeah I know, I should have bought a titanium padlock for her Pandora’s Box, but I was busy recovering from a car accident I had 11 days after 9/11. It was because I was busy with surgeries and physical therapy, modern day torture disguised as “good for you”, that she managed to slip past me and make those postings by the way. I’m including a link to one of her harangues here if you want to see what she’s like when she’s been deprived of being able to daily annoy me.

As I said, I was quite content with only the intermittent emergence of my Muse all those years. I was also happy not having those two allegedly smarter than me men telling me my writing smelled worse than the stuff that permeates the air when you drive by a dairy farm during the dog days of August.

Then my cute as a button thirty-four year old daughter submitted one of her stories got contracted and began nagging “old mom” to try again. I SOOOO did not want to travel down that route again. Inside I protested, outside I protested. All around the land I protested…then the annoyingly little minx did it…she said the one thing she knew would leave me no choice…she called me a COWARD!

I got out my hammer, wrenched up all the nails, flipped open the latch…not that any of those things had kept my MUSE in there all that securely, but there are rituals, and flipped the lid into its upright position. May I say a semi dormant for ten years Muse slams back into your heart muscle with the force of an out of control rocket launcher.

Before I could count to three I was sitting here at my erstwhile keyboard pounding out my first brand new story…I guess you would classify it a Cougar story…50 year old woman and 35 year old man…but before I could finish it, the publisher my daughter was with, closed that theme for new authors.

A SIGN FROM UP ABOVE that I was NOT to start back into the whirlwind world of publishing.

OH NO MOM…my insistent brat of a child pooh poohed. Get to work on another story…and she stood over me as I wrote…or I should say as my Muse poured out its second new story…and before I was finished it, my wicked child asked me if there was going to be a sequel, a trilogy to this story…which I hadn’t thought of that, but now my muse was hopping around with glee.

To make a long story short, that second story became my first Muse It Up Contract Santa is a Lady with a release date of December 1, 2010. The first…cougar story In From the Cold was also contracted by Muse it HOT with a June 1, 2011 release, and the first sequel to the Santa is a Lady; The Christmas War has a December 1, 2011 release date.

But the strangest…at least to me, and my muse…our editor at Muse, Lea Schizas, told me to open up the dusty files on what I had written ten years ago, and get them ready for submission. AS of today I have FIVE from ten years ago due for release in 2011 for release. They are:

Forever With You…a romance with a surprise ending February 1, 2011
The Pendulum Swings…a time travel romance March 1, 2011
Twilight Comes…a dark story loosely based on a true story May 1, 2011
This Time Forever…a reincarnation tale August 1, 2011
Beyond Yesterday…Another dark story loosely based on a true story September 1, 2011.

How amazing is that? I guess that means I owe my daughter an apology for nudging me out of my comfort zone back into the fray. And thank you Lea, Litsa and Muse. I’ve found an amazing home at Muse and am planting my roots deep.


I can be found at my two blogs:

http://linsownblog.blogspot.com

http://linsownoyster.blogspot.com



The McQuack awards- the first one includes Katie Couric:


http://linsownblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-winner-of-2nd-weekly-mcquack-award.html


http://linsownoyster.blogspot.com/2010/07/very-first-mcquack-award-goes-to.html


I had to move the second which is actually the first McQuack to my oyster blog because I couldn’t get the url to work in bringing it up. No doubt because I am a bit dyslexic…but if you want to see the original posting just go to my linsown blog and go into older postings and you’ll find it there too.

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