The government today announced it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Never before has a symbol held a truer meaning.
I'd give credit to the person who masterminded this creative piece, but I have no idea who did. It's something being passed around via email and I thought I'd share. And no, I didn't verify it on Snopes. *lol*