
the other one hates me.
I'm not certain what I did,
but I'm off the family tree.

I'm sure that knives would fly.
I already have a cataract
so I can't risk losing my best eye.

and my BP suddenly grew,
So what the heck, my Cholesterol
is probably chart topping, too.
People who don't smoke die each day,
and those who do hang around.
So will one more pile of potatoes
put me in the ground?

It's punkin don't ya know.
How much more can a sliver cause
this old behind to grow.
So bow your heads and give your thanks
on this Thanksgiving Day.
You may as well forget to diet
Christmas is but a month away.

P.S. If anyone is interested in sharing "Letters to Santa" at Dishin' it out, contact me for a slot. I have a lot to ask that old geezer for. :)
This is great! And it sounds like you looked at MY LIFE, too!!! My sisters hate each other, too, and I'm always running a close second on that. As for the eating...yep...I'm there! But pumpkin pie! YUM!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing! I love that poem!!!