Being an author, I find myself exasperated. Even watching serials has been affected by my editorial experiences. I find myself talking to the TV…things like “Yeah, I believe that,” and “oh, how predictable.” Why don't script writers have to follow our guidelines? I know I've already mentioned how a character couple rolls over in bed, awake from a night's sleep and nose-to-nose, engage in kissing. Of course, their makeup is never even smudged, but who wants to swap spit when I'm pretty sure morning breath should be an issue. If I go to sleep with makeup on I wake-up looking like a racoon. C'mon, producers and directors...show real live people...people we can identify with. Put a little weight on those stick women, and keep Erika out of the plastic surgeon's office. Amazing...the lower my boobs get, the higher hers climb, and if I'm not mistaken, they've gotten a tad larger.
"Aren't those MALE hormones," I asked.
"Well aren't they're side affects?"
Okay, I'm getting the feeling he's avoiding the facts here. I can only ask the burning question in my mind.
"What would I probably experience if I took the shots besides an increased libido?"
"Oh, probably deepening of your voice and some abnormal hair growth,."
I'm already plucking chin hairs, so I'm really not eager to make it a fulltime job.
"You mean, I might get a moustache as thick as my husband's?"
I didn't have to think a minute longer. "No thanks...I'd like people to be able to tell which one of us is the gal."
I wonder if Erika has to shave????