On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.
On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their be-au-tiful dining room
When he had finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few
He then cleaned up the kitchen and left...
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
The ex called and asked how things were going.
She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that
Knowing he had no idea how bad the smell was, they agreed on a price that
He agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the ex and her partner stood smiling as they watched the moving
And just to spite the husband, they even took the curtain rods!!!