"Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island."
"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
"That makes a lot of sense."
"Beauty-school sure wasn't as I thought it would be."
"Nothing ever is."
3) Movie Buff
"Happy Fourth of July!"
"Please... it was an accident!"
"I know all about 'accidents', and let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's REALLY dead."
Good luck! I'll post the answers Thursday. Thanks for playing along!