"Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island."
"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
"That makes a lot of sense."
"Beauty-school sure wasn't as I thought it would be."
3) Movie Buff
"Happy Fourth of July!"
"Please... it was an accident!"
"I know all about 'accidents', and let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's REALLY dead."
Good luck! I'll post the answers Thursday. Thanks for playing along!