Greetings,
cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! As your only
Pukelitzer award winning journalist on the internet, I’m–
Huh?
What? Wait!
I
heard that!
Who
out there is saying you don’t have a Pinocchio nose idea of who I am?
Who
doesn’t know me! I’m famed, people! No, not framed– oh. Er, well. Maybe
sometimes. Heh heh.
Well,
if there’re maybe some new-to-become fans (and I have tens of millions of fans,
you know, even if they don’t wanna admit it).
Allow
me to produce my credentials. Um….
Yeah.
I have ‘em right here, hidden somewhere in the midst of one of my famous
tweedy-weedy blazer pockets. Heh heh.
Pretty
cool, eh?
All
of my interviewees have been excited to appear before my microphone, heh heh.
I’m
the one and only Pukelitzer award winning journalist.
I’m
the spokesman for Gum Drop Island confectionary plantation.
I’ve
appeared in the online ezines of "In'd Tale" and "The Woven Tale Press."
You
can find me everywhere...
Like your morning paper...
Like your favorite TV program...
And like your morning cup o' Nosey!
Heh
heh.
Wanna
know more? Visit me at my blog for some really cool, cooler, coolest, and
jaw-breaking yawns when I share Totally Useless Moments.
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Follow me on Twitter. Aw, c'mon, follow me!
And I'm quoted on the net, heh heh.
How about a preview of what I do cool, good, terrific...um, of what I do????
All true, Nosey ... except maybe the part about, 'All of my interviewees have been excited to appear before my microphone ...' 'excited' may not be the best word ... but, I digress ... it is good to see you back in the lights again, my friend.
ReplyDeleteHI, Nosey. Glad you got interviewed!
ReplyDeleteAs someone who has been interviewed by Nosey more than once, I can say that he is the silliest, most entertaining interviewer I know. Follow him if you need some giggles in your life. :-)
ReplyDelete@ChristopherHudson:
ReplyDeleteNot excited, eh? How about delirious? Heh heh.
@ElaineCantrell:
Thanks. Can't you tell I'm standing on the opposite of my microphone? Heh heh.
@LynnLovegreen:
See, I've told everyone I have a fan...er, um, that is...I have fanS! heh heh.
Thanks for stopping by, folks!
What a great post! I have to say you must be the most humble reporter ever!
ReplyDeleteWell done, you always make me smile!
Hmmm...Ive bee the vict...er recipient of one of those interviews. It was exciting and hilarious to say the least. I.B. Nosey, you were lucky to get out alive. You made it by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin.
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