Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! As your only Pukelitzer award winning journalist on the internet, I’m–
Huh? What? Wait!
I heard that!
Who out there is saying you don’t have a Pinocchio nose idea of who I am?
Who doesn’t know me! I’m famed, people! No, not framed– oh. Er, well. Maybe sometimes. Heh heh.
Well, if there’re maybe some new-to-become fans (and I have tens of millions of fans, you know, even if they don’t wanna admit it).
Allow me to produce my credentials. Um….
Yeah. I have ‘em right here, hidden somewhere in the midst of one of my famous tweedy-weedy blazer pockets. Heh heh.
Pretty cool, eh?
All of my interviewees have been excited to appear before my microphone, heh heh.
I’m the one and only Pukelitzer award winning journalist.
I’m the spokesman for Gum Drop Island confectionary plantation.
You can find me everywhere...
Like your morning paper...
Like your favorite TV program...
And like your morning cup o' Nosey!
Wanna know more? Visit me at my blog for some really cool, cooler, coolest, and jaw-breaking yawns when I share Totally Useless Moments.
Follow me on Twitter. Aw, c'mon, follow me!
And I'm quoted on the net, heh heh.
How about a preview of what I do
cool, good, terrific...um, of what I do????