Wednesday, June 18, 2008

popping back--some fun quotes

Meant to get over here more this week, because Ginger's blog is such a fun place to be. But, of course, life gets in the way and things get forgotten. Now I'm here, but I can't for the life of me remember what I was going to say. So here are a few fun quotes about sex, just to make you smile:
  • There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
  • There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel
  • Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the wayI look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney
  • Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anythingabout it, he shouldn't! ~George Bernard Shaw
  • He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to thePope's stricture against contraception
  • For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende
  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen
  • Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
  • Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothingto worry about. ~Beverly MickinsI
  • t is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the resultis twins. ~Chinese Proverb
  • The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talkto during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown
  • Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.~William Shakespeare, Sonnets to Sundry Notes of Music, IV
  • The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. ~Martin Luther
  • Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker
  • The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard
  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Now if you want to read about romance and sex, there are all sorts of books available (wink). You can check out some of each at my website:


cas2ajs said...

Love the quotes, Cindy. Heading over to your website to check it out.

Saw your post on the Romance Junkies and Ginger's Group loops. I'm usually a lurker but I do read every blog post here. I figured I should take a minute to let you and all the other authors know how much I'm enjoying these posts.
Thanks to you all!

Cheryl S.

Ginger Simpson said...

Love the quotes, too! Very cute.


Tabitha Shay said...

And i thought my excerpts were the funny...Tabs

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