Three Roses

If you are easily offended, then please don't read any further, but if you want a good chuckle, read on!!!


A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size, because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the surgeon.

'I thought I instructed you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' the woman asked.

That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'