Web Blog of Connie Vines, author or multi-genre fiction. Awards: H.O.L.T. Medallion (Honoring Outstanding Literary Talent), Orange Rose, Award of Excellence--Contemporary Romance; Independent eBook Award, Dream Realm Award. National Book Award and Frankfurt Book Award, nominee--YA Historical Fiction. Blog includes guest bloggers and snippets of WIP.
A couple jokes to help relieve the stress of the holidays! :) Rita
A blonde was Weed-a-whacking
her yard and accidentally cut off the tailof her cat, who
was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the
largest Re-tailer in the world!
Meeting St. Peter
Three blonde friends
died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the
pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven,
they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde
said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and
said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde
said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the
virgin and give gifts to each other."
said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde
said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian
holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated
Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the
Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb
and put a huge boulder in front of it."
good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued.
"Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He
sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."