Lock & Load???

It's that Bra thing again
Category: Life

Not to beat a dead horse, but I'm frustrated over technology's inability to design a brassiere that has staying power. I want a 'lock and load' version. One that doesn't self-adjust during the day, dropping my bosom out of the area in my clothing designed for it. You'd think if clothiers add a fitted bodice, they'd come up with a bra to keep your boobs put. For heaven's sakes, we have safety clasps to keep our earrings on, extra chains to protect our necklaces from becoming lost, and spacers to make our rings fit. Why can't we have a bra that is comfortable yet dependable? Is that too much to ask?

I'm past caring if tampax can absorb a balloon full of water, or if my pads have wings.My body doesn't need those things anymore. I don't want underwear that has a modesty panel in the front and a string up the butt, and I could care less if my feet stink or my nose runs, but I do want something to support my chest and keep it off my keyboard. For the next American Inventor out there...please deliver. The big (or in my case...long) chested women of the world are counting on you.